If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
Randomize
