Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
You know you're good at multi-tasking if you can get a lap dance from someone while simultaneously eating a burrito.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
hi, I love you... and I'm sorry your floor is covered in popcorn, your cabinet is broken, all your alcohol is gone, you're 80 dollars poorer, everything in your bedside table is soaked in beer, austin slept in your bed in those disgusting underwear, I made out with your toilet seat, and for talking to your mom with a four loko in my hand
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