i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"
What's this douchebags name?
Rob...
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
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