Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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