Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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