lets start a swedish sibling band together
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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