My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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