PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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