Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
there was a trapeze. enough said
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
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