You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
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My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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