carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
Randomize
