You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
His hands were made for my vagina.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
Randomize
