seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
Damn victory sex feels great
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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