You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
In other news, I just burned my penis
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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