I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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