Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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