dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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