I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
two words...techno handjob
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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