i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
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