Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
There was a lot of him and a little penis
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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