Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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