i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
He lured me round with the prospect of sex and then made me proofread his CV and spoon. I fucking hate this guy.
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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