im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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