Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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