saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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