Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
I don't think I'm allowed to have Burger King. What if i just chew for taste and not actually consume. Like a wine connoisseur for fast food
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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