16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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