i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
I had to cum in my sink.
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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