Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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