I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
Randomize