Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
Randomize
