I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
Should I rub the neighbors amazon package in the dog shit they left on the front steps?
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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