Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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