I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Randomize
