Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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