it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
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