He is an equal opportunity slut.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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