I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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