Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
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