Have you finally orgasmed yet?
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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