The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
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