FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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