oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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