you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
my professor just told me i smelt like a brewery infront of my whole class b4 my final presentation
there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
Mom found my vibrator. all the said was 'wow, I've never seen one like this before.'
we don't live in the stone age anymore, mom
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I wish I could tell you that the worst thing that happened last night was how he got thrown out of a stripclub for vomitting on the girl giving him a private lapdance. I wish I could tell you that and not be lying.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
Never let the horse trainer ride you, always ride the horse trainer. I have huge bruises on my thighs from his hip bones. That's how hard he rode me
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