So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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