12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
I feel like your standards for women is like rent-a-centers standards for credit.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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