I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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