Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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