I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
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