you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
I just saw an ad for "fair trade quinoa vodka". Fuck this world and everyone in it.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
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