I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
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