so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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