What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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