We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
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